invite rant

[continued from tad's generous e-vite]...The fact that I really get off on wasting people's time through senseless ramblings and bad jokes makes you wonder why I don't do more blog posts. After all, blogs are nothing if not a blatant waste of time. They're almost as much of a waste of time as ant farms. Ant farms, blogs, and community theatre. Those are actually three of the predominant drags on society today. For those of you that are interested in more of my opinions on the modern day world, please visit my blog more often. I've been meaning to start posting again on a regular basis, but community theatre has really been f'n up my schedule. Thanks for listening. The Bacon Patriot